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One day my friend josh and I decided to watch star wars ep 2 attack of the clones. We watching it and it came to the part were Anakin and Padme were at the house on naboo. "Man oh man I wish I could be in this movie." I said, "why man?" "Cause I would try to get a light saber and two I would meet Padme." "You mean Natalie Portman." "Yeah whatever." Suddenly the Tv glowed very bright and I was sucked into it. "Uhh dude were did you go?" josh said. "Ok if he's gone I guess I'll watch sym-bionic titan." He changed it to it and the TV glowed again and sucked him in too. Back to me I was in a tube falling suddenly I began to feel weird suddenly my clothes tore off me except for my boxers. Then I saw that my body was getting smaller and my body hair was falling out. Next I felt my face start to transform as my hair got longer and became a soft brown color. Suddenly my member was sucked into me. Suddenly boobs shot onto my chest. "I screamed I don't know why I just did. But the scream was a scream of joy. Then a white and purple dress formed on me as my hair got styled. Then next thing I knew I was standing on a balcony. When I heard a voice say, "wow you look stunning." "What was that anakin?" I said as my old life disappeared and I was now forever more padme and madly in love with the Jedi who stood in front of me.